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Witty Phrases, Sarcastic Faces

A collection of hilarious real-life quotes from tech colleagues, each paired with a sarcastic cartoon persona. Swipe through and see if you recognize someone (or yourself)!

  • Cartoon of Yura, a tech worker with a bemused face, pointing north with horses running in the background
    Yura
    “Server. There are horses are having fun..”
  • Cartoon sticker of the Director of Engineering with no glasses, a peaceful expression, a glowing golden halo above his head, gentle light aura, arms folded serenely, with tangled wires in the background
    Director of Engineering
    “It seems to me as over-engineering”
  • Cartoon of a diverse tech team, all with sarcastic smirks, staring at a bug on a giant screen
    Team
    “Chance to fix bug is 1 of the 1000”
  • Cartoon of a software architect with a mischievous grin, holding a giant Rust logo and blueprints
    Architect
    “Lets rewrite in Rust”
  • Cartoon of a sarcastic DBA with an old database book, a coffee mug, and an exasperated smirk, with a birthday cake labeled '6' in the background
    DBA
    “This stored procedure is 6 years old, it went to the 2nd grade”
  • Cartoon of a confident software architect with exaggerated glasses, a sarcastic raised eyebrow, blueprint scrolls, and wearing a badge that says 'Problem Solver'
    Architect
    “We are engineers here and came to solve the problems”
  • Sticker cartoon of Yura with oversized noise-cancelling headphones, surrounded by a speech bubble with a big 'X', looking blissful in a pastel orange background
    Yura
    “there is no need to talk to people ever”
  • Sticker cartoon of a proud tech lead, glasses on forehead, holding a tiny cartoon bug with a magnifying glass, pastel gray and orange background, playful vibe
    Tech Lead
    “We will do there a small, even slightly smaller bug”
  • Sticker style cartoon of an aliens tech lead: green alien with three eyes, wearing a hoodie and holding a laptop covered in tech stickers, surrounded by floating code snippets, playful and colorful
    Aliens Tech Lead
    “Just a smidge of not resolving here and there.”
  • Sticker style cartoon of a team of cute raccoons in office attire, one typing on a computer, others holding post-it notes and coffee, all looking mischievous; colorful, playful style
    Raccoons Team
    “Need to download creds and tell everyone to go there and here”